I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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