in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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