You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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