She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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