I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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