I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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