Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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