batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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