Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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