I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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