Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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