dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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