You really coming over, don't trick.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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