Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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