He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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