its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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