I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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