VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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