if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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