So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I have tasted many bathrooms
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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