tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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