I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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