Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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