I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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