just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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