He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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