On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Randomize
