so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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