Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We left the knife in your bed.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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