They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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