arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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