I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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