you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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