You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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