from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I feel like abortions should bother me more
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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