if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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