Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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