I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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