Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i will never coherently bang her
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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