they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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