yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
my shit smells like andre
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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