seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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