the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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