ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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