I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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