I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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