I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Randomize
