absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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