Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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