Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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